求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

1. 求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 
本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考： 
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) 
Prologue 
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) 
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy 
wifeisWuSong. 
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! 
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? 
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, 
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender 
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! 
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) 
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) 
Act1 
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) 
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! 
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? 
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? 
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland 
dearestmother-in-law”. 
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? 
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so 
lazy…… 
L:But…… 
JM:Neverinterruptme! 
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall 
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken 
and…… 
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! 
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour 
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

2. 求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

您好：
校园搞笑版话剧剧本：
地点：学校教室
人物：老师、学生
1、学生
2 背景：教室，上课时，学生与老师的对话与问答 
情节：
扮老师的人上：
今天我们来复习古诗词中的名言名名，
我准备采用老师提问的方式开始
今天的学习。由我提问学生们，我说出诗的上句，同学们回答出下一句，好不好。
学生异口同声：好！
老师：人生自古谁无死。
学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。
老师：
（生气的）是那个学生，说出这样的不道德的话啊，给我站起来！
学生：
（站起来）是我）
老师：
（很生气）你这样捣乱，这节课你给我站着上。我们必须完成这个任务，否则别
想过关。从来！
师：人生自古谁无死。
学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸，除非你用大拇指。
老师：
（怒不可遏）谁啊，胡说八道啊！我再提问一句，你们来接下一句，如果回答正
确我就不惩罚你们。
（这时，老师看见窗外，想了下，想起冬天会下雪，就提问一句）
老师：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。
（小明站起来回答道) 
小明：老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。
(就这样老师当场就想惩罚小明！手发抖,脸还装着笑要羞怒小明.....) 
老师：河水往哪里流啊？
小明：大河向东流啊！
老师：天上有多少颗星星阿？
小明：天上的星星参北斗阿！
老师：你给我滚出去！
小明：说走咱就走阿！
(老师很无奈.....) 
老师：你有病吧？
小明：你有我有全都有阿！
老师：你再唱一句试试！
学生：路见不平一生吼阿！
老师：你信不信我要扁你？
学生：该出手时就出手阿！
(老师真的忍无可忍气的没有话说） 
老师：我让你退学！
学生：风风火火闯九洲阿！ (哈哈.....
全班学生都轰动起来，老师走出了教室
生：风风火火闯九洲阿！ (哈哈......全班学生都轰动起来，老师走出了教室......）
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3. 求英语搞笑话剧剧本。（6人，带翻译更高。）

六人的英语搞笑话剧：《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）： 
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? 
很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗？
Action I（第一幕）
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? （镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的男人）
（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状）Thank you mirror! （面对观众）
I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. 
But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
（我是丹王子，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相，他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办？我的部长在哪里？）
阿三（毕恭毕敬） : Honey, I am coming.（殿下，我来了）
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan."
（我一再告诉你，你应该叫我：“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。）
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.（作杀状）
（好的，殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政）
太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
（经过筛选，我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。）
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
（好吧，尽快给我看看赢家，好吗？）
阿三：Yes.（好的。）
Action II（第二幕）（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?（你是李莫愁？）
李莫愁：Yes.（是的。）
荆轲：OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.
（好啊。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。）
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?（你在挑战我吗？）
荆轲：Off course!（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁：Come on!
音乐起，两人冲上前来，“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”
李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑。
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt?
（发生了什么？为什么你不会受伤？）
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么，需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
（妈妈总是说：“人生就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了，妈妈是对的。）
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you？”
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.
（生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。）
阿三：Hero,we need your help.（好汉，我们需要你的帮助。）
荆柯：I am busy now!（我忙着呢！）
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.（你可以得到很多钱。）
荆柯：I am very busy now!（我现在非常的忙。）
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!（我真的真的非常忙。）
阿三（手指上场的美女,激动状）: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.（你看，那是世界上最美丽的女子，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。）
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
（我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人，但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。）
阿三：What? What's the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.（小子，看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。）
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
（我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们，这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。）
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.
（减肥茶！我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。）
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（你想要什么？如果你愿意，就大声说！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意，但我很高兴，你还是得大声说。拿着它！你真的喜欢吗？真的？）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
（告诉我该怎么办？我愿意为你做任何事。）
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）：Yeah!
全剧终

拍英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
6、然后就是后期制作，这一点尤为重要，主要分为四部分，一、片头和片尾的制作，二、视频的剪辑，三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选，四、字幕的制作。

4. 急求搞笑的英语话剧剧本

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
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5. 请问谁知到有哪些搞笑的英语话剧剧本？6人表演的

又到了每天中午吃饭的时间了，各种插队现象络绎不绝。 
现在上演女生版插队 

B:"好多人啊!" 
A:'中国的道路交通真得改改了!" 
B:"哎,我想到一个问题,你知道司马迁是怎么死的吗?" 
A:'不知道哎!" 
B:"LONG,LONG AGO,司马迁排队去买馄饨,因为人太多了,他便开始写>,等到他写完的时候,他前面只剩下一个人了,这时饭堂的阿姨却把出饭口给关了,司马迁就心脏病发,挂了." 
A:"啊!?那我们，会不会像司马迁那样啊? 
B;"不会,前面那个男生好傻哦!说不定可以玩玩他喔!" 
A：（A同学拍拍正在发呆的C）“同学你好帅哦！你的头发很有型哎！” 
B：“恩，（拼命点头）。还有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，还有还有，他长得好象周润发哦，对不对呀！ 
A:"不对,不对,因该是像吴克群." 
B：“对哎,对哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎么没看见呢！？我真的很木啊！ 
C：（有些不好意思，在那儿笑） 
A：“所以为了更好得看清你的帅气，我们可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的样子） 
C：“（已被冲昏了头脑，突然从口袋里掏出一面镜子，边照边摸自己的脸说：“呀！终于遇见伯乐了呀！这两位真是好眼力啊！想当年有一女生那是一见我就激动得在那儿抖啊！（一捋头发）可想而知我有多帅啊！” 
A和B（切切私语，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。”) 
A：“上当咧！ 
B：“好笨喔！赶紧端完饭盘走人喽！（接着两位走入后台） 
C：（还在那自恋） 
（接着学生会干部出场，无须配音） 
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我们就是当年赤姹风云的学生会干部。 
D揽着C说：“谁插队啦！（表情暧昧） 
C、D、E同时指着A、B 
A、B（马上僵在那里，B手上的书掉了下来，A手上的纸没掉）

6. 急需英语搞笑话剧剧本 8人组的

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》
静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
凌云（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 艳君(幕后)：It’s you, Prince Dan!（凌云高兴状) Thank you  mirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
岑(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
凌云：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
岑：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
凌云：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
岑：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
凌云：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
岑：Yes.
Action II
《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐（岑放音乐）
鑫鑫Are you Li mochou?
艳君Yes.I am.And I am the best killer in the world.No one could beat me.  So far ,I have already completed a number of assassination mission perfectly...(向太子丹）so  if  you chose me ,  I promise to not let you down！

鑫鑫OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁Hey,guy.Are you challenging me?You know that I am a very cold person...，so you must be careful, I will not be lenient.
艳君：and I will not be responsible to you……

鑫鑫so do I.（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁OK!Come on!
岑 one ,two ,three,action!
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。
艳君倒地
鑫鑫大笑
艳君痛苦状：I'm dreaming? What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
鑫鑫: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
艳君：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. I always think I'm the best killer ……I was so excellent ……
鑫鑫再次大笑
 艳君：Now I finally understand. The Big world, full of wonders.But, it was already too late.（不甘状）No !it 's not the true,I'm the best in the world……
艳君：（向太子丹）You must be regret it……(被拖下去）
上（抱拳）：How are you?
鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and you?
凌云：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
鑫鑫：Sure!
凌云：How are you?
鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
凌云无语
凌云：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
鑫鑫：Oh, I’m kidding too!
鑫鑫：I am busy now!
岑：Hero，we need your help.
凌云：You can get a lot of money.
鑫鑫：I am very busy now!
岑：IC, ID, IQ card?
鑫鑫：I am very very busy now!
岑(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
鑫鑫（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy girl, but TCM is my only love!
岑：What? What’s the TCM?
鑫鑫; Hey, guy! Why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
岑：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
静（观众甲）：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
凌云：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
鑫鑫（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
岑：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（《No matter》（艳君放音乐），荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。
鑫鑫(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
凌云与岑（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）（艳君放音乐）
鑫鑫挽着永霞，凌云,岑在后.
岑：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
鑫鑫：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
凌云：I will miss you, baby.
（凌云，岑下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起（艳君放音乐），鑫鑫与永霞做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
鑫鑫（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
永霞：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! I can not live without you!
鑫鑫(流泪) ：Dear,I love you more.
永霞：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you forever.Don not worry about me.
鑫鑫（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... . that you will never give up... no matter what happens... promise me now, and never let go of that promis.
永霞:"I promise."
鑫鑫:"Never let go. “
永霞:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."I believe you will come back soon.
鑫鑫上船，渐渐远去
永霞：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
永霞(掏出手机拨号，岑接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
岑：Okay okay!
静静：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

艳君飘上：(面向观众）Hey,it's really a pity ! Is not it ?I have  said they must be  regret it! So I'm the best killer in the world...I have had enough cruel! Enough vicious!And  the most important thing is I will not be the beauty of the temptation.
静 :what!Who are you?How do you appear here?What do you want to do ?(护住自己）
艳君：You only need to know that if the killer is me,you'd be dead !

7. 请问谁知到有哪些搞笑的英语话剧剧本？6人表演的

六人行【Friends】是美国NBC电视台于1994年开始推出的电视情景喜剧，迄今为止已经播出十个拍摄季。由华纳兄弟公司〈Warner Bro.〉出品。

整部戏由三男三女共六位俊男美女担纲演出，不时请到明星与设计师等各界名流客串参与，播出以来一直为NBC电视网的招牌戏之一。本剧的六位明星分别为大卫.修蒙、珍妮佛.安妮斯顿、马修.派瑞、寇特妮.克斯、麦特.雷布兰克和丽莎.库卓。
 
还有百老汇的《i do！i do！》也是六人演的不过是音乐剧

8. 急需英语搞笑话剧剧本 8人组的

8个人？难得找个这么多人的本子. THE MASK 面膜 剧情大意： Julie是一个很爱美的高中生，在班上人缘很好，但是她爱美的个性使得她变得有些自傲。对於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上线的同班同学。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后发现自己脸上长了一个很大的脓疱，於是她将浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在脸上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就发生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie’s dad Julie’s mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow! (The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.  (删了好多，去我空间拿全文，字数好多）不满意，自己找去： http://www.niucha.net/Article/eng/Index.html